…the knowledge of certain principles easily compensates the lack of knowledge of certain facts.
Claude Adrien Helvétius, De l’esprit (1758)
Today I want to rant about a different aspect of the world. There is a constant stream of what is called news every minute, but if you take a closer look at it most of those pieces of news are not worthy of any attention. That is why I distinguish news—pieces of information about events that affected something—and foam—derivative pieces that bring no useful information, taking more volume than the original news and quite often used to obscure the original source. If you have a suspicion that it applies to other produced content (like “X reacts to Y” videos) then you may be right.
Anyway, suppose there is some planned event X. Usually the reports related to it will go like this:
- X is going to happen!
- random unrelated person comments on X;
- famous self-proclaimed expert estimates impact of X;
- X is scheduled to happen in next couple of days;
- X happens;
- the administration comments upon X success/failure/whatever;
- random unrelated person comments on X;
- random tangentially related person comments on X;
- aftermath of X.
It should be obvious that #5 is the real piece of news, with #1 and #4 having some importance (and #9—but only in the case when that event had unforeseen consequences). The rest is just a filler for news feed (those ad views won’t generate themselves, you know). This may be done to keep interest to the topic itself, but then it’s propaganda and not really news.
The statement from the epigraph can be applied to the news as well: if you know how it normally goes you don’t need to follow the news. Here’s a typical example for news I care about: russia commits umpteenth war crime (the fact by itself is no news, it’s circumstances that make it news); Ukrainian president / minister of foreign affairs / other official condemns it (that’s what they always do so it’s no news); some European official expresses condolences (still no news); russia celebrates and boasts how it hit important military target (which almost every time is a civilian infrastructure—tenement house, post office, hospital and such; but russians lying is no news either); USian administration trying their best to ignore the fact that russians did it (if you haven’t spotted the pattern, it’s still no news). There may be some follow-up pieces of actual news eventually (rescuers finishing operation, new bodies discovered, some victims of the attack dying at the hospital, a local mourning day being declared if the victims count is too high) but they do not add much to the picture.
Similarly news from the USA are rather irrelevant if you know a couple of things that have happened recently: USians elected a chaotic president, who decided that it’s time to cash on all the goodwill USA has been building since 1940s; his favourite tool is tariffs; his team consists mostly of people picked for their loyalty and not intellect; after events of 2020 he decided that the system of checks and balances hinders him and should be dismantled. So every time I see something about his administration violating the law with no repercussions, members of it proving themselves incompetent with no consequences, tariffs being declared and/or imposed on some random country and then waived again—those are things to be expected. Even the split of two greatest lovers on Earth was only a question of time—and when it happened was a real piece on news, unlike what they wrote about each other in their own social networks (it may be interesting to the future historians and current stand-up comedians though). And if you remember the phrase “Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?” then subordinates acting without explicit president’s order is no news for you either.
Similarly global EU news are non-existent if you remember that important decisions require consensus—and there’s Hungary (and Slovakia time from time) using its veto power to extract benefits (from both EU and russia, and occasionally China). And of course member countries not willing to spend money on infrastructure and defence are no news either.
In conclusion I want to say that while thinking hurts, it can still save you time. Sometimes important news happen, but mostly you don’t even need to scan news headlines that thoroughly.